Taipei Weightlifting
Beef noodles, barbecue, chirashi—and a summit that made me work for it.

I called this trip “Taipei Weightlifting.” Most of the episodes involved eating, with enthusiastic verdicts on beef noodles, barbecue and chirashi. Elephant Mountain, Beitou and Jinmianshan supplied a change of scenery—and, in the last case, some actual exertion.
Elephant Mountain
My greeting from Elephant Mountain was an enthusiastic “Hello Toiwoooooonnnnn!!!!!” Taipei 101 shines above the surrounding buildings, its stacked outline lit against the night sky. From the hillside, the city spreads out in windows, signs and lines of light.
牛爸爸牛肉麵: beef noodles
My verdict at 牛爸爸牛肉麵 was not restrained: “the world’s most incredible beef noodles.” A special lecture from the owner and chef himself came with the meal. The bowl sits in floral, gold-rimmed crockery, surrounded by small side dishes.
I also joked that I would be eating grass for the next three months. Episode one of “Taipei Weightlifting” had set a rather ambitious tone.
The photographs also record the small side dishes, ornate bowl and spoon, and menu pages. One last frame shows the floral bowl empty—a quieter ending to my very enthusiastic verdict.
大阪燒肉燒魂 Yakikon 林森本店
Episode two was barbecue at Yakikon’s Linsen main branch. Slices of marbled meat covered the tabletop grill, with spring onions scattered over them and little sauce dishes around the edges. My title was suitably dramatic: “Mr. Moo Moo died so we might live.”
京·美川: chirashi and oysters
“Holy Moly Chirashi” was the title for 京·美川. The bowl was crowded with fish, roe and other toppings, and I thought the meal offered amazing value.
The oyster earned its own emphatic verdict: “DIVINE!!” It arrived in a blue-and-white bowl with dark sauce and a small garnish.
The meal photographs extend beyond the main bowl: a prawn over broth, pale seafood on a dark plate and a generous sea-urchin topping over seaweed-wrapped rice. The close views keep the textures of the meal in the foreground.
Small food stops around Taipei
I called this collection “Holes in the Walls,” and the ratings covered a lot of ground. Salted beancurd with youtiao was “absolutely divine”: 10/10. The sandwich got the same words and the same score.
Fried ice cream was divine too, though apparently not absolutely—9/10. Chocolate sweets also earned 9/10. TenRen tea and the egg each received 7/10; stinky tofu and sesame rice balls landed at 6/10. Kiam png was the disappointment at 2/10.
Coffee produced another wide spread: Panama Geisha scored 8/10, kopi luwak reached 10/10, and the Taiwan coffee got 4/10. There was no shortage of enthusiasm, but not every stop won me over.
The album also catches the everyday setting around these bites: a photo menu propped against delivery crates, a douhua shop beneath red-brick apartments, and packaged sandwiches beneath a bright sign. Cups, bowls and takeaway wrappers sit alongside the more elaborate restaurant meals.












Beitou: rest day
Episode five was simply “Rest Day,” in Beitou. The scenery is full of water and greenery: steam rises from a pool, while a rocky stream runs between stone walls and overhanging trees. Sunlight catches the water between the rocks.
Jinmianshan: the actual workout
Jinmianshan brought the series to a more literal workout. I joked that I “died twice” getting to the summit.
Large rounded boulders overlook a sweep of wooded hills. In the other direction, Taipei stretches across the valley, with Taipei 101 visible in the distance beneath a broad layer of cloud. This episode had a summit to show for the effort.
Closer to the ground, the uneven stone path disappears into shrubs. Bare branches frame another view of the green slopes. Those trail photographs give the city panorama its hillside setting.
























